The Lita List

The Big Stars (Not fat, just often cast in the rp)

• Carmelita9000: The original Lita. As the very first Carmelita she gets to be in charge of all the other Litas. (Pay no mind to any Litas who say she’s just in charge because she’s bossy.) She loves all her clones and is very protective of them. She is the only one who gets to be called just plain "Lita". The rest of the clones use their number at the end.

• Carmelita42: Lita's right hand clone. She is very level-headed and somewhat literal minded. She is a bit more serious than many of the other clones, but her heart is in the right place. She has a weakness for cute loveable animals. Tork doesn't like her.

• Carmelita2780: Lita's most innocent and child-like clone. She's not the smartest knife in the drawer, but she is a sweetie, and never met anybody she didn't like. You can never separate her from Kitty, her pet cat. (Kitty is really a Beanie Baby. But Lita2780 doesn't know this. Don't tell her, you'll break her poor little heart!)

• Carmelita3000: 3000 occasionally tries to steal Lita's identity. Because of this Lita forced her to get a tattoo on her forehead that states her number so that nobody can confuse her with 9000 again. She's about the only Lita we're aware of who won't become violent if you call her "Carm."

• Carmelita6969: The most *ahem* amorous of the Lita clones. She's very fond of males of the masculine gender, and though she does have some standards, she generally flirts with everybody. It's easy to get the impression that she's just a mindless slut, but that's not a very nice thing to call a person. It's also not true. Lita6969 deeply cares about all of her boyfriends. And despite her weakness for the opposite sex, she is very intelligent (and her gentleman friends will tell you she’s very creative).

• Carmelita8714: A carpenter clone. She can fix all kinds of things! She's like Bob Vila only smarter and prettier and nicer and a woman! Lita8714 is often called upon to fix broken continuity, even though this simple task is way below her abilities. This annoys her, but she tries not to let it show.

Supporting Players (Some of the less often seen Litas)

• Carmelita98: She lives in the jungle. She is much hated by Cave Rimmer for stealing her bit. She's only been in the rp once, and will probably never appear there again.

• Carmelita374: A cabbie clone. She loves celebrities and is often accused of kidnapping them. She also has a horrible swearing problem.

• Carmelita442: A very sensitive nudist clone who wonders why people act funny when she takes her clothes off.

• Carmelita570: She plays the drums. This is all we know about her. Does she have any non-drumming interests? Is she in a band? Does she indulge in long drum solos? Can she drum anything other than a rimshot? Does she even like playing drums? The world may never know. What we do know is that at least once in Carmelita570's life, she played the drums.

• Carmelita1108: A biker chick. She used to be a mild mannered Lita clone until she got tired of her former boring law-abiding life. Desperate for a change, she and her boyfriend began leading a dangerous gang of bikers. Lita1108 still calls her boyfriend Arthur, but to everybody else his name is “Crud.”

• Carmelita2112: She's a ninja. You can tell by the outfit. You can also tell by how she's kicking your ass right now for doubting that she's a ninja. Don't worry. I'll call an ambulance for you.

• Carmelita5738: grandmapa killed her and stole her dress so that he could run around pretending to be her. Nobody knows why he thought this was a good idea. We don't know much else about 5738, except that she had horrible taste in clothing. I mean, just look at that dress! Yeccch! Out of all of Lita's 9000 clones, she is the only one who is deceased.

Honorable Mention: Litas who haven’t made the rp (yet)

• Carmelita436: A dancing clone. She's really good at it.

• Carmelita37: She enjoys television. In fact, she enjoys television so much that she makes an effort to attend as many television show tapings as she possibly can. Keep an eye out for her. Maybe she's in the audience! Maybe she's an extra! You never know!

• Carmelita1647: She's a super uptight Puritan clone. She was once a normal happy-go-lucky Lita clone until Evil Mike played a trick on her. It's not worth going into all the details of his elaborate scheme (which involved sitting in a room next to hers and shaking a lot of sheet metal around while speaking to her through a megaphone in a loud booming voice), but ever since 1647's "religious experience" she's led a very devout life of prayer. She thoroughly disapproves of other Litas, whom she regards as leading too free of a lifestyle and showing too much skin. She probably disapproves of you, too. Lita1647 has never appeared in the rp, perhaps because she's so snooty to the other Litas that they don't want her around.

• Carmelita4003: She's very nice, but not terribly interesting. According to other more popular Lita clones, this is the biggest reason she doesn't get to be in the rp.

• Carmelita7412: She makes puppets. And that's what she does. Puppet Making is a very nice skill, but it's not a good way to get yourself into an rp or a webcomic, and that's why you've never heard of her before.